Paul Wilkins Demonstrates What He’s Capable of When Left Unsupervised

Posted: May 22, 2017 by thinkgoat in Crime, Drunk Driving, Mug Shot
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By ThinkGoat

Citrus County, Florida  This is a short and sweet story coming out of Florida. I could have just gotten away with posting his mugshot that features his uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester while sporting a tee-shirt that screams, “No shit”, but his alleged crime completes a trifecta.

As with many municipalities, money is tight so I can only imagine it was a big deal when the Citrus County Sheriff’s Department unveiled their new “Don’t Drink And Drive” patrol car.

It was a big deal until some drunken idiot crashes into a control point that was accentuated with traffic cones, flashing lights on top of cruisers, and a bunch of uniformed officers.

Paul Wilkins, a 63-year-old daredevil, drove through the control point while officers were warning others of the festival traffic ahead. He smashed into a detective’s car and pushed it a distance of 30 feet until it rested nicely into the side of the new “Choose Your Ride Wisely” vehicle.

Believe it or not, despite his account of not seeing a damn thing, Mr. Wilkins was arrested for Driving Under the Influence and was hauled off in the damaged vehicle.

“A Cop or a Cab. You decide” And if you can’t decide, chances are, you’re going to do something so fucking nuts that someone will decide for you. Right, Fester?






  1. ladyjustice84 says:

    Omg, I’m laughing so hard I snorted! Hahaha high fives thinkgoat Best ever!



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