Paul Wilkins Demonstrates What He’s Capable of When Left Unsupervised

Posted: May 22, 2017 by thinkgoat in Crime, Drunk Driving, Mug Shot
Tags: , , , , , , , ,

 

By ThinkGoat

Citrus County, Florida  This is a short and sweet story coming out of Florida. I could have just gotten away with posting his mugshot that features his uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester while sporting a tee-shirt that screams, “No shit”, but his alleged crime completes a trifecta.

As with many municipalities, money is tight so I can only imagine it was a big deal when the Citrus County Sheriff’s Department unveiled their new “Don’t Drink And Drive” patrol car.

It was a big deal until some drunken idiot crashes into a control point that was accentuated with traffic cones, flashing lights on top of cruisers, and a bunch of uniformed officers.

Paul Wilkins, a 63-year-old daredevil, drove through the control point while officers were warning others of the festival traffic ahead. He smashed into a detective’s car and pushed it a distance of 30 feet until it rested nicely into the side of the new “Choose Your Ride Wisely” vehicle.

Believe it or not, despite his account of not seeing a damn thing, Mr. Wilkins was arrested for Driving Under the Influence and was hauled off in the damaged vehicle.

“A Cop or a Cab. You decide” And if you can’t decide, chances are, you’re going to do something so fucking nuts that someone will decide for you. Right, Fester?

 

 

Source

 

 

Advertisements
Comments
  1. ladyjustice84 says:

    Omg, I’m laughing so hard I snorted! Hahaha high fives thinkgoat Best ever!

    Like

Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s