Jodi Gilbert “Nails” Her Boyfriend

Posted: January 21, 2011 by athena in Aggravated Assault, Arrested, Assault, Crime, Just Messed Up
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By Athena

Jamestown, N.Y. A big, white two story house with beautiful red shutters on all the windows, a huge back yard with a white picket fence, and a perfect couple who never argue. Now picture the complete opposite and what do you get? Jodi Gilbert and her boyfriend, whom she allegedly struck in the forehead with a Stanley Hammer Tacker (a Carpenter Stapler).

It’s hard telling what set off an argument so bad that the victim received industrial staples to the face, but something tells me this might be the grand finale to this loving couple’s relationship. The male victim had an order of protection against Gilbert, which, for some reason, doesn’t surprise me one bit.

It makes me wonder what exactly she’s done to this man in the past, or what he might have done to make her believe he deserved it. Was he having an affair? Did he leave the toilet seat up? Did he leave his wet towel on the floor one too many times? Or was it just because she was a psycho who’s parents didn’t love her? Maybe all of the above, but something drove Gilbert to strike the victim in the forehead several times with the stapler. She must have been trying to get her point through his thick skull, whatever that point may have been (besides the staples).

Gilbert was arrested and charged with aggravated criminal contempt and assault and was transported to the city jail and is awaiting arraignment. The victim received medical treatment at a local hospital and something tells me he will not be posting her bail.


  1. Lazlo says:

    “She must have been trying to get her point through his thick skull”

    lmao – and if he is like most of us of my gender, he is just now realizing that maybe she was irritated about something.


  2. thinkgoat says:

    Hahaha! I wonder if, when the staples hit, there was a “thud” or an echo?!

    She’s screwed herself – there’s not a handyman anywhere that’d feel safe around her now.


  3. athena says:

    I don’t think she’ll have to worry about ANY men for a while!


  4. boohoo says:

    If he was having an affair, maybe she should have stapled his balls together?


  5. jodi gilbert says:

    well i hope to hsve you all know i was defending myself u guys get one side of the story and automatically start running your faces! my exboyfriend is a big guy we were drunk to make a long story short he punched me 3 times i hit the floor the tool bag was there i reached in and grabbed it i didnt even know what i grabbed until i was already arrested and they told me what i hit him with but no one wanted to hear my side of the story i did my time and as for being crazy hmmmm well i can b for the right reasons.


  6. Disarm says:

    You stapled his fucking head! He should’ve punched you 3 more times! If you staple a goddamn skull, & don’t remember, LAY OFF THE DRINKING!


  7. shelly says:

    Im sorry, Im still laughing! Nice shot Jodi!! Do you hunt?


  8. thinkgoat says:

    I doubt she hunts, Shelly. She doesn’t look smart enough to fill out the paperwork to enter “premed” – she’d be a shoe-in for stapling head wounds.


  9. Wow, this is jacked up ha.



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