Sisters Guadalupe and Alejandra Viveros Make Clients into Hard-Asses

By ThinkGoat

Los Angeles, California Consider this a public service announcement for those of you who may be looking for a little cosmetic surgery. If you’re looking for a “deal”, there are certain things you’ve got to put on your checklist to be safe. Make sure the conditions are sterile. There’d be nothing worse than having delicate surgery and then suffer from an infection. Make sure the “physician” is board-certified/licensed. If you’re having this shit done in the US, make sure their papers reflect the ability to practice in the US. And last but not least, if you’re having shit added to your body, make sure you know what the fuck it is they’re putting in you. You don’t want any surprises later on down the road – like…say…

the god damn “gel” hardening to solid plastic.

Victims /Patients that received their services from two sisters, Guadalupe Viveros, 53, and Alejandra Viveros, 50, started complaining of pain and other symptoms after their visit.The two were allegedly running a cosmetic “filler” service. I imagine filling lips and asses with shit – not teeth. Guadalupe claimed she had a license to practice medicine in Mexico and Alejandra was merely needed to drum up some business. And if you’re looking for lips that look like Mrs. Potato Head’s, (as seen on Alejandra) well, look no further. Just come on into their closet, take a seat and don’t mind the smell of molten plastic coming from a hot plate run off an extension cord plugged into the neighbor’s house. Of course, that’s purely speculative. But it wouldn’t surprise me.

As if the pain of infection wasn’t enough to tip these patients off…the hard clanking sound their asses made while sitting on a bus seat would. Or perhaps the unnatural “dent” or “impression” their newly filled ass-cheeks made on their car seat was enough.

Look, when your ass makes noise when someone bumps their cart into it (other than the occasional fart) and when your lips hit the fork causing a dent  in the metal, something is definitely wrong. And yes, I have received a license within the US. I am able to diagnose this with 100% certainty.

Guadalupe Viveros, 53, and Alejandra Viveros, 50, are accused of practicing medicine without a license. They were arrested around 10 a.m. Monday and were each being held on $20,000 bail. If you’re near that area and have received any services from these two, you’re encouraged to reach detectives at (818) 834-311. If you’re suffering from pain and hardened lumps in your ass – under the skin (not shit stuck up in your ass by you or your loved one) or in your face somewhere – call the police. As I’m sure they were as thorough with their record keeping as they were injecting shit that hardened in the human body, there’s no way to determine how many patients these two had but it’s believed their clientèle is vast. Hell yeah, it’s not everyday you can get a $5000 job done for $19.95. Not with this economy.

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