By ThinkGoat’s evil twin
Louisville Kentucky Autoerotic asphyxia, asphyxiophilia, hypoxyphilia, erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. In other words, you’re going to let someone damn near strangle you to death to reach a good orgasm during sex. I like to call this sex game, “you put your hands around my neck and your balls end up in your throat” but that’s just me. I like to play rough. If my partner doesn’t mind his scrotum in his neck, I guess I shouldn’t mind a little airway restriction – and I can guarantee you one fucking thing – I don’t know of one man who’s unhappy with the natural placement of their bag so I’m thinking my pristine throat and breathing pattern is just fine thankyouverymuch. And people, if you’re having problems reaching orgasm or you just like sexing dangerously, buy some fucking toys for crying out loud. Put nails through them or something but god damnit, strangling just leads to some bad shit. Sooner or later your luck will run out and there’s no crazy sex games in heaven, if that’s where you plan on going.
Authorities aren’t really saying if this case is one of autoerotic asphyxia but one thing is pretty certain: this chick is dead.
Granted, this doesn’t look like your ordinary couple. Julie Hendricks (34) looks…well…retarded. (in her picture I mean. Now she’s looking dead). And her “partner” 58-year-old Gary Bond, the Harry Potter wanna-be with the shit stain lightning bolt running down his entire head, doesn’t look much better but he’s still alive. This gorgeous couple had an ongoing relationship and apparently, a kinky sex life or Gary had a mean streak. Either way, during the throws of foreplay perhaps, Gary allegedly strangled his lovely lady and then fucked/sodomized her lifeless body.
You read that right. He waited until she was limp as a noodle and sexed her up. Gary put something around Julie’s neck, cinched it up nice and tight and choked his lover out. Then fucked her. But at least her body was still warm you know? Can someone out here explain the attraction in that? Most men want a little interaction in the sack…some moans…some encouragement…guys are needy like that. That is unless they’re just sick to death of the bitch’s mouth and prefer to screw in silence. Me? I think that’s boring as hell, just ask my neighbors. (or the police)
Gary Bond was arrested for murder and sodomy. Why not a charge of getting freaky with a corpse? Wait, it’s Kentucky. That’s shit legends are made of. Crime Crawlers has a little splinter of Kentucky in them too because, even though he’s allegedly responsible for the death of this chick (intentional or accident), he still screwed a dead chick and that’s just right down my alley. I don’t condone it but I sure as hell like the fucked up feeling it gives me when I try to wrap my mind around the whole thing.
Good luck Gary. Next time don’t squeeze so hard and so long. Unless you’ve developed a taste for necrophilia. And if you have, you need to do it better. After you strangle the life out of him/her put the body in the closet for a day or two then sex it up. And if I can offer you a piece of advice, if you wait any longer than a couple of days, they’ll start stinking and for me, that’d be a buzz-kill. However, if you can stand the smell, I imagine the corpse would start producing a natural lubrication again as the tissues started to break down. Just wear a clothes pin on your nose.
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