Saganaw, Texas Cheerleading spirit ideas as taken from Oak Harbor, Washington’s website:
MONDAY: Report to the school that your mascot is missing.
TUESDAY: Report that the mascot was seen in front of the school – display a picture
WEDNESDAY: Report the mascot was picked up by police – display a picture
THURSDAY: Report the mascot in jail – show a picture
FRIDAY: PEP RALLY- Report that the mascot was picked up by aliens and was returned to the school by the MEN IN BLACK, aka the principal and another teacher in MIB suits and glasses. Have them walk out to Men in Black by Will Smith. Then get the cheerleaders to dress as aliens and do a short dance to the song.
Nowhere on any site I researched did “building team spirit” include pissing in the soda and distributing it. Pfft. I think the rest of the world is way behind the cheerleading squad in Saganaw, Texas. Those chicks are so cool, they just thought everyone else should drink in their awesomeness.
They pissed in cups with soda and gave it to others to drink, explaining the “bitter taste” was just sour candy they put in there. “Oh, <hiccup> Okay!”
Although this incident happened last winter at a basketball game, the cute little vapid tinklers just couldn’t keep their nasty little secret. Nope. Not only did they end up bragging about it, they posted a video on You Tube. Shhhh. We all know how secrets like that stay within the coolness circle. 😉
Don’t know how, don’t know who – but somebody spilled the beans on these Sophomore chicklets and the Fort Worth area district authorities were notified. Now, I’m certainly glad the “Code of Conduct”, the “Discipline Handbook”, “Accountability Guidelines”, and “Character and Sportsmanship” at this school are so well-defined that the punishment the girls received met the grossness of the act itself. But wait, these are cheerleaders. These are the most fantastic little sexy things in short little skirts that give the administrators a hard-on while they have to attend these games that are a complete waste of precious drinking time. One thing admins are not, that is stupid. They’re not going to do anything that will jeopardize the loss of watching these bouncy little things in action. Oh.Hell.No.
Two of the girls received “in-school” suspensions (in the Principal’s office?) and the others received “lesser penalties”. What? Let me guess. They were given extra scholastic duties like, while closely monitored, having to determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop. “But Mr. Bailey, I wanted the one in your pocket. The paper stick always makes me gag.” But wait, the human sprinklers were also suspended from the squad for the remainder of the term. THANK GOD it is April and their “job” is not required during track and field season…and baseball season.
So readers, if your children are experiencing some form of incontinence and they are embarrassed by their condition but still feel compelled to lead the charge with their cheering expertise, move on down to Saganaw, Texas. They can squirt out their bodily fluids and distribute it among their teammates with no serious consequences. Just make sure they do it at the end of the season.