Zephyrhillis, Florida How could I possibly turn away from this picture? What do you hear while you gaze upon this fine specimen of a woman? I hear, “Shit, what the fuck are you looking at, bitch?” And, uncharacteristically for me, had I met that face and that question in person, I would have melted my shoes to the pavement in my mad dash to get the hell away from her. There are some people whom you can tell just aren’t right by looking at them. Fania Robinson is one.
She’s a “nail technician”. When I first read that I thought: she fucking spits nails. I somehow find that a little easier to believe than “nail technician” like in a salon…unless she’s in charge of filing those things to a deadly point to kill someone. It’s been said, many times of me, that I don’t take much shit. I honestly believe I would pale in comparison to Fania. I may have flung objects at unsuspecting but well deserving people but I’ve never tossed a pot of boiling water on anyone…yet.
She did. She.Had.Enough. Allegedly, Fania was doing some cooking when some poor sucker of a man pissed her off. She took the pot of boiling water and flung it on him causing 3rd-degree burns over his chest and arms. I’d like to believe it was their first date…that he’d not actually friended her to the point of hanging with her more than once in his life. Unless, of course, he was interviewing her for a bodyguard position. Surely men aren’t that desperate to try to get to first, second, or even third base with her. But what do I know? There are some men who aren’t willing to come out of the closet completely and are prone to seek masculine looking women…or transvestites…or her. I’m hoping maybe she’ll find this article and ‘splain the whole thing to me.
The humorous part of this crime…it happened in February but she was just arrested Monday. There was no official explanation as to the delay in the arrest. Hell, I know why. The police were scared. They probably took one look at her early on and said, “Fuck.That.”
Fania Robinson was charged with aggravated battery and she’s currently being held without bail. Absolutely. Once you detain something like that, it’s a public safety issue releasing her back to the wild.
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