By ThinkGoat
Santa Ana, California Pessimists can say I’m well over a month late in singing Christmas carols – optimists will declare I’m extremely early. Either way, I’m unaffected as I sit her singing the cute little ditty over and over in my head. “Up on the rooftop, click, click, click. Climbing down the ladder with my yanked dick.” Sure puts you in a festive mood, doesn’t it? Kind of like the mood motorists were in the other day as they traveled down Santa Ana’s 5 freeway as their attention was called to a naked man beating his own best friend.
The police department in Santa Ana was inundated with phone calls complaining that some asshole was standing upon the rooftop masturbating as they were driving down the highway. I would have been calling with threats of suing for medical reimbursement. Take a look at Charles Meaux, Jr. Why the hell couldn’t it have been some good-looking guy up there strutting his stuff? Those poor witnesses had to suffer feasting their eyes on Chucky choking his chicken. Ack.
The complaints were confirmed as a police chopper was dispatched to fly over that area. How the hell they didn’t crash is way beyond me. However, once Chucky saw the cops were descending upon him, he fled the roof and hid in a nearby apartment’s closet. Now why would he hide in a closet after standing for the world to see him in his glory?
The family who actually resided in the apartment were evacuated as the police went in to retrieve this hunk of a man. I swear, had he entered my apartment, I wouldn’t have needed police to instruct me to evacuate. A little struggle ensued and Chuck the choker had to be tased by the police. Question: when a man is tased, what exactly happens to the penis? Naw, I don’t really need to know, just fleeting curiosity.
Charles Edward Meaux, Jr. (36) is described as being a transient in that area, a suspected white supremacist, who consequently has a long criminal history. What? They can’t nail the white supremacist for sure by the very nature of his tacky tattoos? Oh wait, we are living in a politically correct society. We don’t want to “profile” anyone. 🙄
Another bad guy busted. Arrested and booked on suspicion of burglary, indecent exposure, obstructing and resisting officers, and disorderly conduct, Chucky is now spending some time calling down for more mayo in jail.
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More mayo! LMFAO!! Rotf! Oh dear, help!
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There had to be a charge or two by PETA for chokin’ his chicken!
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Short N Sweet, LMFAO! No shit. PETA needs to get involved. 😛
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Not too sure how I found this blog but glad I did find it. Think I was looking for something else on google. Not sure I agree 100% with what you say, but have bookmaked and will pop back to read to see if you add any more posts. Keep up the good work.
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This is the absolute BEST description of the story I have heard yet! Nice job!
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Though I would’ve loved it much more if you added a relevant video or at least pictures to back up the explanation, I still thought that your write-up quite helpful. It’s usually hard to make a complicated matter seem very easy. I enjoy your weblog and will sign up to your feed so I will not miss anything. Fantastic content
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I’ve been just surfing around, looking for and at different true crime sites and blogs, and this has to be one of the best. I applaud the writers for their ability to put stories together in such an awesome way. I usually just lurk, so probably won’t be posting a lot, but I’m going to sign up for the feed so I don’t miss anything. I come here by way of The Dreamin’ Demon and my absolute favorite, PYSIH. I actually did a writeup recently that was my first effort at a front page article over there. It takes some major talent to put these stories together and present them as well as you do, and present them in the manner that your readers enjoy. I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve gone into a pretty much blind rage reading about people who abuse and/or murder (or any combination of the previous), especially when the stories are about “little mama” leaving her young newborn or a sparkly, rambuctious toddler, at home with her sperm donor of the week/months/years leaving babies with a man (yes, term used loosely) who never seems to have a job, so he decides that HIS job is to train the kids and make them behave. I mean, what’s a little skull fracture, among friends? Karma… you gotta love it… come right back and bites these freeloading penises right in the ass, or on second thought, just leave it at a penis bite. I just want to thank you all for allowing me to hang out, lurking or otherwise. I want to learn all the rules and requirements so I don’t make a big faux pas. As I said before, I love this site and will make every effort to behave myself, so I can hang out with you in your uber cool world! We share goals and basic ideals. I do love this place. Thanks for letting me lurk. Now back to lurking mode…. and back to the story. 🙂
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