Charles Meaux Demonstrates The Proper Technique For Burping The Worm. Commuters Complain

Posted: February 1, 2010 by thinkgoat in Burglary, Disorderly Conduct, Indecent Exposure, Obstruction
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By ThinkGoat

Santa Ana, California Pessimists can say I’m well over a month late in singing Christmas carols – optimists will declare I’m extremely early. Either way, I’m unaffected as I sit her singing the cute little ditty over and over in my head. “Up on the rooftop, click, click, click. Climbing down the ladder with my yanked dick.” Sure puts you in a festive mood, doesn’t it? Kind of like the mood motorists were in the other day as they traveled down Santa Ana’s 5 freeway as their attention was called to a naked man beating his own best friend.

The police department in Santa Ana was inundated with phone calls complaining that some asshole was standing upon the rooftop masturbating as they were driving down the highway. I would have been calling with threats of suing for medical reimbursement. Take a look at Charles Meaux, Jr. Why the hell couldn’t it have been some good-looking guy up there strutting his stuff? Those poor witnesses had to suffer feasting their eyes on Chucky choking his chicken. Ack.

The complaints were confirmed as a police chopper was dispatched to fly over that area. How the hell they didn’t crash is way beyond me. However, once Chucky saw the cops were descending upon him, he fled the roof and hid in a nearby apartment’s closet. Now why would he hide in a closet after standing for the world to see him in his glory?

The family who actually resided in the apartment were evacuated as the police went in to retrieve this hunk of a man. I swear, had he entered my apartment, I wouldn’t have needed police to instruct me to evacuate. A little struggle ensued and Chuck the choker had to be tased by the police. Question: when a man is tased, what exactly happens to the penis? Naw, I don’t really need to know, just fleeting curiosity.

Charles Edward Meaux, Jr. (36) is described as being a transient in that area, a suspected white supremacist, who consequently has a long criminal history. What? They can’t nail the white supremacist for sure by the very nature of his tacky tattoos? Oh wait, we are living in a politically correct society. We don’t want to “profile” anyone. 🙄

Another bad guy busted. Arrested and booked on suspicion of burglary, indecent exposure, obstructing and resisting officers, and disorderly conduct, Chucky is now spending some time calling down for more mayo in jail.


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  1. Lazlo says:

    More mayo! LMFAO!! Rotf! Oh dear, help!


  2. There had to be a charge or two by PETA for chokin’ his chicken!


  3. thinkgoat says:

    Short N Sweet, LMFAO! No shit. PETA needs to get involved. 😛


  4. Eden mor says:

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  5. Chris says:

    This is the absolute BEST description of the story I have heard yet! Nice job!


  6. Kym Shilo says:

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  7. princessgrandma says:

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