Dawsonville, Georgia “Why are you shooting at us?” pleads a female’s voice on a 911 call. “I’m going to kill both of you” answered one of the two male voices also recorded through this call. I guess there’s nothing like a straight forward answer, especially given the fact these two guys made good on their word. The bodies of Jennifer and Paul Budrawich were found in the Amicalola River about a day apart. The cause of death hasn’t been released yet. Just taking a wild guess, I’d say they were shot.
I don’t know what’s happened to the world of reporting these days. It’s not like the good ole’ days when a body found with brains, blood, holes blown through various parts was reported as being shot. Now we’ve got to wait for some over-paid professional to make that simple call for us. Authorities have a 911 recording where a woman is screaming, “Why are you shooting at us” and no one is willing to say these two were shot. Well, I guess they could have had a massive coronary from fright but I’m standing by my assumption.
Jennifer and Paul went missing Saturday while on their way to visit her children who resided with other relatives. Investigators located their vehicle abandoned at a local IGA grocery store and clues inside that vehicle led them to the two men allegedly responsible for their untimely deaths. I want to know what the hell they left in that vehicle. A business card? A wallet? A love note perhaps?
Why a love note? This is where this story turns a bit strange. A jilted lover perhaps. Jesse James. A name synonymous with badass. (Unless you’re talking about Jesse G. James who’s just plain hot) However; this Jesse James carried the last name of Kilgore and was affiliated with Jennifer in a few ways. First he married her aunt and became her uncle by marriage. Then he married her mother and became her step-daddy. Then he fucked her and became her baby’s father. It seems like the unnatural tendency to keep lovin in the family is feeling the gravitational pull and has slid from Kentucky through Tennessee and has landed in the fine Southern State of Georgia.
Fortunately, it didn’t take long to locate the two bodies and track down the two asses responsible. Uncledaddybabydaddy (40) was arrested along with his ever-so-bright looking 27 year-old nephew Benjamin Kelly Mullinax. Not only do they look the part of inbred idiots, Jesse had to open his mouth and remove all doubt in his first court appearance. When the magistrate asked if he could speak, understand, read and write English, Jesse said, “Uh, read and write not too good, but I understand it.” Note to self: keep children out of Georgia schools.
Jesse James Kilgore has been arrested for the deaths of Jennifer and Paul and his nephew has been charged with tampering with evidence.
I think Benjamin was lucky…being arrested. After all, Jennifer started out having Jesse as an uncle. Ben may have been looking at being best man for his momma’s wedding, only to have the disheartening realization that, unlike Jennifer, his new late night fuckings in the adjacent bedroom while mommy slept would produce no offspring.
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