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John Singleton Demonstrates What Second Chances Are Worth

By ThinkGoat

Sheridan Park, Illinois I’d like to think I’m a “second-chance kind of person” but there are conditions. If you fail to bend at the hip to pick something up off the floor that doesn’t belong there, ten-to-one, you’re going to hear about it in the form of bitching, maybe even an illustrated step-by-step on how the feat is to be performed. I’m not likely to cut all ties because of the offense. (This is clearly demonstrated, I might add, by still being hitched after 20 years)

Apparently I live in a world where reason and good judgement and common sense aren’t prevalent. In my world, trying to fucking kill me is a non-sequitur. If you lay a hand on me, even threaten to, you can bet your sweet ass your hair is going to land on a voodoo doll I keep in the hutch and I’m going to practice every barbaric contortion on that motherfucker I can imagine. No second chances. But maybe it’s because I’m not capable of the certain special kind of love mixed with poor fucking judgement.

Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run: Serial Killer Saturday

By LadyJustice

Not too many things actually scare me. However, being dismembered while still living does it. This is just some of what 12 (or possibly more) victims of the Cleveland Torso Murderer aka Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run experienced. These people were all killed between 1935 and 1938 in Cleveland but the lead detective, Peter Merylo, believed there may have been over 13 victims in Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh.

B1 Butcher: Serial Killer Saturday

 

By LadyJustice

The B1 Butcher is such a creative and descriptive name and to know that he or she was never caught will send shivers up your spine once you know how that moniker came to fit so well. Between 2005 and 2007 in Nambia a butcher stalked his pray by the National B1 road and killed at least 5 women, hacking them apart with precision. I say at least because, as you can see from the picture, that is a huge stretch of road and, since they were in parts, it is almost impossible to say they found a piece of each of the victims.

Paul Wilkins Demonstrates What He’s Capable of When Left Unsupervised

 

By ThinkGoat

Citrus County, Florida  This is a short and sweet story coming out of Florida. I could have just gotten away with posting his mugshot that features his uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester while sporting a tee-shirt that screams, “No shit”, but his alleged crime completes a trifecta.

Serial Killer Saturday!

By LadyJustice

So, since thinkgoat has returned (all hail our resident badass!) I thought I would dust off the writing chops with something I highly enjoy! I ran this little idea by our badass and we thought it would be great to do a special Serial Killer Saturday each week. But these killers are either going to still be operating or, like tonight’s hot number, not well publicized! I hope you enjoy!

Erica Shryock and Charles Elliott Fuck Things up in just 15 Days

By ThinkGoat

MAGNOLIA, Ark  I’ll try not to get too distracted by these mugshots but since I mentioned it, can’t you see the stupid just ooze from their faces? Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for those who actually look like this…I can spot them within a mile and turn the fuck around and head the other way. The only bad thing is, stupid breeds and sometimes with devastating results.

Michelle Marten is Shitbag #1

By ThinkGoat

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.  It’s got to take a real shitbag to bring me out of retirement. This story has three.