Posts Tagged ‘Nude Pictures’

By Deadmyron

Brookline, Ma. According to Brookline Police, Jon Allen has been a very naughty man.  In fact, on two different occasions, Jon has been accused of driving without pants and exposing Little Jon to innocent pedestrians.  In one case, it is alleged that he was masturbating.  Apparently Jon’s favorite targets were little kiddies and their mothers.  Jon has another problem, however, that is not quite a visible as his little playmate:  Jon can not tell a lie for shit!  I hate people like that! (more…)