About Crime Crawlers – We’ll Stick in Your Craw


This is a true crime website. I’ve written this genre for a while and have become a familiar name to those who like to read “in-your-face” style reporting. We’re a shame site. We find stories that vary in scope and nature but we generally try to pick crimes that the big media ignores – crimes that are heinous and deserve to have some light shined upon them. (or are just too stupid to ignore)  We don’t give two shits about hurting someone’s feelings when telling the story. If some “innocent” person’s name gets drug through the mud because they’re still choosing to hang out with and defend the idiots, in my opinion, they deserve shit too.

If you’ve climbed in under the fence after hearing from great friends that your name was brought up, especially if you have thin skin, don’t come into my living room throwing a wild-eyed fit. My staff and I didn’t invite you. Don’t wail about lawsuits, bullying, etc. It’s plain and simple, we didn’t seek you out. Curiosity killed the cat and all that happy horseshit. Our reputation isn’t one of unicorns shitting rainbows here … 10-1 you’re going to get your nose out of joint. It’s not our fault you’ve associated yourself with dumb and evil fucks.

Rarely does the “truth” come out. Even in trials. I doubt very seriously the truth will be discovered here but I promise you, the reason I chose this format is so those stones could not only be overturned, but to have discussion as to what was discovered. And it always gets dirty. Don’t start flipping over the boulders if you haven’t put on your big girl/boy panties. We’re not going to hold any hands if your feelings get hurt.

People are not INNOCENT until proven guilty. This is a legal philosophy designed to place the burden of proof entirely in the hands of the prosecution. It means something in a court of law, but it doesn’t mean jack-fucking-shit on our website. Our courts treat everyone with the respect afforded to an innocent person. We don’t have to.

I don’t censor opinions. You’ll find your ass in moderation queue and unable to post if you’ve tested my patience. After all, it’s my living room. I’ll never throw you in the closet for disagreeing with what I write or what you believe. It’s only when you get stupid about it and start trying to pull quick ones over on me or my staff. You’ve got to be awfully clever because this old goat’s been around the block a few times. I’m not a novice at any of this, nor are my moderators and staff. We can smell bullshit quicker than any of you just by virtue of dealing with this for so long.

The next person to post a god damned wall of words that says absolutely nothing, has no punctuation, no spacing, and no paragraphs will be taken down. Fuck that shit.  First and final warning.

With all that stuff out of the way, let me line out the site for you:

All stories written are always accessible. We’ll never take anything off the site. You can search for the subject name or head to the “categories” area and search for dumbasses who’ve committed a specific crime.

We have a facebook page. If you’ve not clicked “like” – fuck you. You’re missing some shit there too.

If you just feel like posting nonsense, we have an “off topic” page just for that. It’s a bullshit thread. Use it.

All these subtopics are found on a bar at the top of the front page.

 

Although I am the most visible on this site, there are others working behind the scene and help monitor what’s going on.

Meet them:

Lazlo

DeathStalker

Deadmyron

Scorpiogirl

Really

And I am ThinkGoat

We’ve got a running bio thread – Meet The Fuckers. It’s worth knowing who’s bound to disgust you at some point in time. They may not all be there but it’s a work in progress.

If you feel compelled to email me love letters, please do so @  thinkgoat2@gmail.com.

Comments
  1. crtial_rn says:

    ROFLMFAO……………this is absolutely hilarious and very well written. It’s just too bad that you will not allow long running sentences and wandering ideas that turn into psycho babble. I need to get my eyes checked every now and then, not to mention have a general English 101 lesson.

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  2. Moved to Rville on purpose says:

    Thanks for the reminder of what you are about. To be able to write about this tragedy and heartache most of us feel is important and aids in the overwhelming-ness of it all. Thanks for giving us a forum.

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  3. Miss Bella says:

    Love this site, your stories althought some make me want to punch the screen.

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  4. thinkgoat says:

    Summer always seems to bring out the truly messed up crimes – it’ll be interesting to see what the degenerate assholes come up with this year. Last year we saw an influx of some down and dirty murders using pitchforks, 2×4’s, axes, and hoes. There are still the occasional body in freezer stories, dragging behind vehicle murders, and lest we forget to mention the amorous relationships between man and beast, and man and dead body. Oh yeah, summer in the US!

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  5. Peeperann says:

    I love you TG. No more rambling, nonsensical, non punctuated, wall of words?! You just made me a happy happy girl!!

    Although our site can be heart breaking, enraging, or even at times make you laugh your ass off at the sheer stupidity of some people, the stories do need to be told. But we need our readers to take the time to respond so we can understand their responses!!

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  6. absinthe says:

    MOAR ANIMUL FUCKING STORYS PLz

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  7. Debbie says:

    I totally love this site! You guys rock! I absolutely love how you are! I love that in-your-face shit! And you are freaking hilarious. ;)

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  8. thinkgoat says:

    I think I can speak for all the staff, we’re tickled shitless you’re here. null

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  9. Lamplighter says:

    I’m not sure I want to think about “tickled shitless”. Sounds like a big smelly mess to me…
    :D

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  10. Frankly Speaking says:

    It is a good thing that comment was not directed at you then. :D

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  11. Krammmer says:

    I have done enough damage to your site today. Much thanx for letting me come in and spill my shit all over the place. I dont think I have come across a deviant goat like you before but you have a way of fucking with my head and making me think I got to read more. Fuck you for that ’cause it is cutting in on my drinking time. Cheers

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  12. thinkgoat says:

    Hahaha. Jesus Christ, Krammmer – it looked like you shit all over the place today. I’m guessing that was an allergic reaction to the glue you used for your ass cheeks. Feel free to have that reaction anytime – that shit was funny.

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  13. Lazlo says:

    Welcome to the herd Krammer! Laughed my ass off.

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  14. Krammmer says:

    Soon as I get my new digs set up I will come visit again. That is if some motherfucker does not shoot my ass off in the meantime. Lazlo you crazy fucker I thought you were off selling arms in some third world country.

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  15. Lazlo says:

    Glad you picked up on the allusion Krammer. That is indicative of a warped mind with a preference for the strange and twisted. You should fit right in :)

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  16. Krammmer says:

    Shit it was a drunken stab in the dark. We used to watch the old movie with Murray on VHS in the dorm room so any time I see that name I automatically think of the girls and dope he promised.

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  17. lazlo45 says:

    What kind of women would go there? You’d get shitty dope!

    If you check out a new version you’ll be disappointed – they fucked the soundtrack ALL up.

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  18. Krammmer says:

    Passing a joint to lobby music just is not the fucking same. HST is taking a major shit out in space

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  19. Miss Bella says:

    Why is it so damn dark in here!

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  20. thinkgoat says:

    RaVen hid the light switch

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  21. ravenblackehart says:

    that’s right, blame me…and I forgot where I hid it

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  22. julie woods says:

    i love coming here and seeing sht being exposed for what it really is!!! think goat you fckg rock dude and everyone here !!

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  23. bosslady says:

    So this is where you all have been hiding! Glad I have finally found you and look forward to hearing the truth! From what I have seen so far, your all doing a great job.

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  24. thinkgoat says:

    Welcome home, bosslady!

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  26. thinkgoat says:

    Someone remind me to update this shit. Good god, I can’t believe we’ve actually gotten off our asses and changed some shit.

    Thanks in advance – I know not a single one of you will remind me…

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