About Crime Crawlers – We’ll Stick in Your Craw
This is a true crime website. I’ve written this genre for a while and have become a familiar name to those who like to read “in-your-face” style reporting. We’re a shame site. We find stories that vary in scope and nature but we generally try to pick crimes that the big media ignores – crimes that are heinous and deserve to have some light shined upon them. (or are just too stupid to ignore) We don’t give two shits about hurting someone’s feelings when telling the story. If some “innocent” person’s name gets drug through the mud because they’re still choosing to hang out with and defend the idiots, in my opinion, they deserve shit too.
If you’ve climbed in under the fence after hearing from great friends that your name was brought up, especially if you have thin skin, don’t come into my living room throwing a wild-eyed fit. My staff and I didn’t invite you. Don’t wail about lawsuits, bullying, etc. It’s plain and simple, we didn’t seek you out. Curiosity killed the cat and all that happy horseshit. Our reputation isn’t one of unicorns shitting rainbows here … 10-1 you’re going to get your nose out of joint. It’s not our fault you’ve associated yourself with dumb and evil fucks.
Rarely does the “truth” come out. Even in trials. I doubt very seriously the truth will be discovered here but I promise you, the reason I chose this format is so those stones could not only be overturned, but to have discussion as to what was discovered. And it always gets dirty. Don’t start flipping over the boulders if you haven’t put on your big girl/boy panties. We’re not going to hold any hands if your feelings get hurt.
People are not INNOCENT until proven guilty. This is a legal philosophy designed to place the burden of proof entirely in the hands of the prosecution. It means something in a court of law, but it doesn’t mean jack-fucking-shit on our website. Our courts treat everyone with the respect afforded to an innocent person. We don’t have to.
I don’t censor opinions. You’ll find your ass in moderation queue and unable to post if you’ve tested my patience. After all, it’s my living room. I’ll never throw you in the closet for disagreeing with what I write or what you believe. It’s only when you get stupid about it and start trying to pull quick ones over on me or my staff. You’ve got to be awfully clever because this old goat’s been around the block a few times. I’m not a novice at any of this, nor are my moderators and staff. We can smell bullshit quicker than any of you just by virtue of dealing with this for so long.
The next person to post a god damned wall of words that says absolutely nothing, has no punctuation, no spacing, and no paragraphs will be taken down. Fuck that shit. First and final warning.
With all that stuff out of the way, let me line out the site for you:
All stories written are always accessible. We’ll never take anything off the site. You can search for the subject name or head to the “categories” area and search for dumbasses who’ve committed a specific crime.
We have a facebook page. If you’ve not clicked “like” – fuck you. You’re missing some shit there too.
If you just feel like posting nonsense, we have an “off topic” page just for that. It’s a bullshit thread. Use it.
All these subtopics are found on a bar at the top of the front page.
We also have a true crime forum that we’ve just recently set up. We moved out of our old place and got evicted from another! Sign up. Use that area too, we work tirelessly at posting new stories.
Although I am the most visible on this site, there are others working behind the scene and help monitor what’s going on.
And I am ThinkGoat
We’ve got a running bio thread - Meet The Fuckers. It’s worth knowing who’s bound to disgust you at some point in time. They may not all be there but it’s a work in progress.
If you feel compelled to email me love letters, please do so @ email@example.com.