By ThinkGoat

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Three yards of black fabric enshroud my computer terminal. I am mourning the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense.

His obituary reads as follows:

Common Sense, aka C.S., lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was, his birth records were long ago entangled in miles and miles of bureaucratic red tape. Known affectionately to close friends as Horse Sense and Sound Thinking, he selflessly devoted himself to a life of service in homes, schools, hospitals and offices, helping folks get jobs done without a lot of fanfare, whooping and hollering.A most reliable sage, he was credited with cultivating the ability to know when to come in out of the rain, the discovery that the early bird gets the worm and how to take the bitter with the sweet. C.S. also developed sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adult is in charge, not the kid) and prudent dietary plans (offset eggs and bacon with a little fiber and orange juice). C.S. was preceded in death by his wife, Discretion; one daughter, Responsibility; and one son, Reason. He is survived by two step-brothers, Half-Wit and Dim-Wit.

There’s got to be a close blood-relative of common sense out here somewhere but it’s apparent whomever it is, they don’t have internet access. If they did, the ridiculous rumors of pedophiles taking over facebook would have never started. You all know what I’m talking about: Joining the group  “becoming a father or mother was the greatest gift of my life” on the social networking site was endangering your young children because the group was started by pedophiles who wanted access to your pictures. That shit shouldn’t even have to be researched, one should know just how stupid it was on every level. Joining a group or “liking” a page does not give the administrators access to you profile or your pictures. Then there was this gem: “asking people to change their profile picture to a cartoon character as a means of raising awareness about child violence is actually a scheme run by a pedophile group intended to make it more likely that children will accept their friend requests.” Believe it or not, these two ridiculous “warnings” went viral on facebook. Why? Lack of common sense was replaced by laziness. And that combination will surely find you in a whole world of fuckedupedness if you don’t wake the hell up and start thinking things through. Hindsight is 20/20 lends little comfort when you’ve stepped right into the middle of a “situation” that could have been avoided had common sense and a little research been utilized.

The names of the “victims” are being withheld from all the press releases I’ve found. If it were me, I’d be begging for that shit too. It’s one thing finding out you’re a dumbass but it’s quite another for the world to be able to put a name and face to that label. But we can learn from this particular family…learn to think things through…learn to ask questions…and learn to just say “no”.

Thinking it was harmless when her 18-year-old advertised babysitting services on Craig’s List, this mother quickly decided her daughter might not be able to handle the job offer she received.

“David” called the number placed in the advertisement and requested services for his 19-year-old autistic son, “Alex”. David explained Alex was still in diapers, drank from a bottle, and was dependent on his pacifier. With this information, a little common sense seeped through mommy’s head and she realized her 18-year-old daughter probably didn’t have much business changing the diaper of a 19-year-old. So instead of just saying, “Sorry David, my daughter isn’t qualified to care for a low functioning autistic adult”, the mother decided she could babysit him. So be it. So it was. Instead of meeting at a neutral place, or perhaps at David and Alex’s house, this forward thinking lady gave their address out to a complete internet-based stranger who had the absolute intent of utilizing their services. At 2am Alex made his first introduction to this family, standing on their front porch after getting out of the taxi, repeating “4121” (their address) over and over again with note from David stating he needed to be fed, a backpack containing his supplies: $40 for the family’s services, ointment, bottles, a pacifier, and wearing a diaper that already needed to be changed.

Alex may have been a low-functioning autistic guy but he sure knew how to invoke excitement. It was reported, every time his diaper was changed (over the course of the many evenings he spent the night at their house), he’d take off running throughout the house all buttassed nekkid. And when he was finally wrangled, this well-meaning woman would lay him down, clean off his junk like one would a baby, and Alex would thank her each time with a hard-on. Each time. I have to give props to him, autism never felt so good.

The “caregiver” reported Alex still drank formula from a bottle and always accepted that nourishment with enthusiasm and a straight face. It’s no shock, really. People with autism will gain excitement from some things and be completely unemotional about others. And let’s face it, being given a bottle doesn’t quite fulfill the erotic pleasures as getting your diaper ripped off, running around the house with your dick flapping in the air, then being taken to the ground for a little rubbin on the nubbin.

Changing time wasn’t the only thing that prompted outbursts from Alex…bedtime seemed to be an issue as well, often ending with his babysitter having to read him a bedtime story. I can only hope, even though it was explained away at the time, Alex grabbing the 18-year-old’s breast was the catalyst that led the mother to become a little more suspicious about the situation.

Let’s examine this for a moment, shall we? A guy answers a Craig’s List ad for babysitting and discusses his adult son being cared for. No one meets until this “autistic” kid shows up at their door at 2am with a note, some money, diapers, etc. David, the father, wasn’t called? This didn’t happen once or twice, it happened many times – overnights with this out of control autistic 19-year-old. And they still didn’t meet the father? Add to this Alex would always go a little nuts after he shit himself and got that diaper off and would always get sexually stimulated during this time. Me? I would have called the cops the first time this fucker appeared on my porch.

Thank goodness common sense visited the mother once more…after a period of time passed…and an investigation was launched. There was no Alex, there was no David, but there was a 4’9′ fucked-in-the-head Mark Anthony Richardson Jr, a 21-year-old sick fuck who had an  “adult baby/diaper lover” sexual fetish. Uh, yeah. Okay. That’s just fucked up.

“Looking back on everything now, knowing he was not autistic while she was wiping him and cleaning him up completely disgusts her,” police reported. “She believed initially she was caring for an autistic person, but he was actually someone using her to get stimulated.”

So she was his whore? Laugh. Out. Loud. Imagine trying to do something good only to find out you’d been accepting money to get someone hard! Again, no fucking wonder she didn’t want her name printed!

Richardson was charged with a felony count of sexual battery and seven misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency. A judge this week scheduled his preliminary hearing for Jan. 5.

I think there’s a lot more to this story than what’s being reported. Why in the fuck would an adult woman continue caring for Alex/Mark without ever meeting “David”? (police believe Mark was making the calls as “David”) And surely, if this asswipe spent any amount of time at their house, they had to have known something was up a little earlier and just didn’t report it. After Richardson admitted to having women care for him for sexual gratification (he admitted to conning another woman in April) his mother stated she wants him to enter a psychiatric hospital and not go to jail. I want him as a circus sideshow. I’d pay to see a pseudo midget running amok in a shitty diaper…once.

Comments
  1. deadmyron says:

    Oh, what a sick fuck! But, you know? I kind of like him. It is the part of me that can’t help taking advantage of stupid people. That all goes back to watching Bugs Bunny cartoons while my weirdo of an aunt babysat me. I always admired how Bugs could trick his enemies into fucking themselves up.

    I’m all about helping people. Some of you may remember I’m going through a lawsuit right now for fucking up a CPR procedure. But, come on!

    I would be more inclined to arrest the victim. She is just not ready for reality, yet. You know what? I’ll just bet she’d fall for it again.

    Free the Three! DM

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  2. deadmyron says:

    Before I forget: Kudos to TG. What a great read!

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  3. thinkgoat says:

    I’m agreeing with you, dead dude. You can’t really place the vast majority of blame on David/Alex/Mark. Who can blame a poor fuck for trying? She’s the one who kept taking him in, chasing him down, sponging his junk, and caressing in his ointment…who wouldn’t go back for seconds? :P

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  4. pissed off mom says:

    Point blank he is a SICK FUCKER!!!!! I have a 7 year old son who is Autistic and what he has done discriminates and disrepects all people with autism. Autism is no joke and to have someone make fun of it like he did is a disgrace. His mom said that he has mental disabilities???? Has she ever taken him to a psychciatrist?? I got news for you lady I hope your son rots in jail and Big LeRoy shits down his throat! That’s what he deserves because obviously shit fasinates him!

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  5. Shannon says:

    Oddly enough, that story reminds me of a client I had years ago(morbidly obese, wearing cut-off sweat pants, reeked of cheese,and fondling his moobs)who told me there’d be an extra $50 in it if I smeared a stick of butter over his chest and an extra $100 if I took my top off and did the same to myself before cleaning his house. The sounds of his screams after I sprayed disinfectant into his crossed eyes still brings a smile to my face.

    Beavis is no more mental than he is autistic. In fact he’s, apparently, brilliant! High five, asshole!

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  6. Diana says:

    I’m not sure who’s the sickest – him for doing it or her for going along with it. She found something appealing about it or she would have figured it out long before that. My question – who called the taxi for him to leave the next morning? And $40.00 to stay up all night, chase this sick fuck around, toss him on the floor, clean him up and diaper him??? Not nearly enough money for that kind of shit. Have some standards, lady!!!

    Hell of a morning laugh, TG! Thanks. Keep up the good work.

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  7. eviltwinjess says:

    Dude looks like an evil version of Neil Patrick Harris. Am I the only one who sees that?

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  8. thinkgoat says:

    Noooooooo! Not Doogie Howser!

    You’re not alone – I’ll never be able to look at him again without visualizing him running around a house with no diaper on. :|

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  9. vabva757 says:

    Personally, I think the dude looks more like Steve Zahn than NPH.

    No? Just me? Fine then!

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  10. thinkgoat says:

    An Oklahoma City man who wore diapers as part of a con was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison.

    Mark Anthony Richardson II also must serve five years on probation after his release and register as a sex offender. Last year, he fooled two women into baby-sitting him at their Oklahoma City homes, police said.

    He pretended to be autistic and have the mind of a young child. He used a pacifier, drank baby formula and threw childlike fits.

    Richardson, 21, pleaded guilty in June to sexual battery, a felony, for grabbing the breast of a baby sitter’s daughter. The victim, then 18, was asleep.

    He pleaded guilty to seven misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency for the seven times his diapers were changed.

    “You’ve got some issues. I understand that. But, at the same time, it’s time for you to grow up,” Oklahoma County District Judge Jerry Bass said.

    The judge chose the punishment.

    A prosecutor had asked the judge to give Richardson six years in prison. A defense attorney asked for two years in county jail because of concerns about Richardson’s safety.

    Richardson told the judge, “I am very sorry and promise to do all that I can to get my life back on track.”

    The judge also ordered him to pay $195 in restitution to the last baby sitter, who watched him overnight several times last September and wasn’t fully paid. He will get credit on his sentence for the almost 10 months he has been in the Oklahoma County jail.

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  11. KL says:

    His father is Mark A. Richardson Sr. and is a registered sex offender in New Hampshire! Not kidding look it up on the NH State police website or the NH sex offenders list. The two are both very short and i used to work next to his father until we found him on the list. We know what runs in that family.

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  12. thinkgoat says:

    Nice tip, KL! Thanks. I see the family resemblance.

    RICHARDSON, MARK A.
    Date of Birth: 7/31/1958
    Age: 52
    Race: White Sex: Male Height: 5’4″
    Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Weight: 158 lbs.
    Other Relevant Physical Descriptions:

    Scars, Marks, Tattoos, Piercings:
    SCARS: Arm, left upper
    SCARS: Arm, right upper
    Court: Strafford Adjudication Date: 4/27/1988
    Qualifying Offense(s):
    NH RSA 632-A:3, III 3 Counts of Felonious Sexual Assault (Victim under 13 y.o.)
    NH RSA 632-A:2, I 6 Counts of Aggravated Felonious Sexual Assault (Victim under 13 y.o.)

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  13. ladyjustice84 says:

    Well, at least they remembered how many times they changed him so they could properly charge him. They also remembered how much they were still owed…kudos to the sitters! lol

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  14. Fed Up says:

    I am sorry but BAHAHAHA.. An adult woman fell for this.. In this day and age??? She also seriously put her daughter at risk.. They were lucky!!!

    It is sick that he used autisim.. But I would say that was a sly plan..

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  15. thinkgoat says:

    @ Fed Up – Firstly, it’s so nice to see you on other threads!

    Secondly, nofuckingshit. I agree completely about the “nameless” grown-assed woman. Maybe she enjoyed it just a little…until she didn’t get paid. ;)

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  16. Phin says:

    Most of the time. Adult babies and diaper lovers find concenting partners, I my self a one and would never do something like this, what this guy did was rape by deception and it caught up with him, people who do harm will eventually get caught, this I why 95% of criminals are out right dumb nuts that don’t know better or uneducated.

    The woman needs to grow some basic common sense, from the beginning the situation sounded suspicious…

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