Eugene Ramos Gets a Little More at the Dollar Store

By ThinkGoat

Union City, California I am a self-proclaimed Dollar Store junkie. I love every. single. thing. about that place. My most prized possession purchased: a retro 70’s plastic pear plate thingy that I proudly display on the stove top. Even though it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve laid eyes on, it’s made even more special because I got it on sale. At the Dollar Store. 75% off. These little miracles are what keeps me going back to that store. Well, that and I’ve a friend who punches the time clock there. She’s never at a loss when it comes to sharing amusing idiosyncrasies that can only be found in a place that sells “Totally Awesome Green” stuff next to the “Totally Awesome Lemon” stuff. (which is, by all intents and purposes, totally awesome). While I’ve never witnessed people confusing the aisle for a toilet, I keep my hopes up each time I enter through the doors. I’m not sure what my reaction would be, rounding the corner only to find some drooling butthead squatting next to the stationary but I can guarantee you, rounding the corner and seeing what this grandmother did, my reaction would be quick and painful and perhaps deadly.

A two-year-old was in a Union City Dollar Store with her grandmother and aunt. She’d disappeared from sight for less than a minute to return a ribbon to the Christmas aisle. (God love that child – she’s about the only one who returns stuff where it should go). But again, she left her grandmother’s side for less than one minute. That’s not long – but it was long enough for Eugene Ramos to “allegedly” rape that little child in the aisle.  As the grandmother rounded the corner, she saw this disgusting 36-year-old puke pinning her granddaughter to the floor, his pants and underwear down and the child’s diaper removed.

The first plan of action, grab the baby and scream like there is no tomorrow, which is exactly what this grandmother did. The aunt grabbed onto this bottom dweller and tried to hold onto him as he struggled and finally got away. Thank god for the chaos that unfolded, no one knew exactly what was going on but they heard screams, saw this puke trying to escape, and tackled him. I imagine most people thought he was trying to rip off the store. No one rips off the Dollar Store and gets away with it. That’s my philosophy. But whatever it was that made them think quickly and subdue that fuckwad, they reacted well. They held him there until police could respond.

I’m all for dissenting views being expressed but I aim to win while debating whether sex-offenders can be/should be rehabilitated. Especially those who are sick enough to target children. This little fucker has a thing for little girls. He was convicted of sexually assaulting a 7-year-old girl back in 2003 with the intent to rape. Clear case in point of just how effective rehabilitation is. Case in point of just how well they’ve learned their lesson by spending a pathetic small jail term. Case in point – these wasted fucks should never see the light of day if they must continue breathing. The only thing the Middle East and Third-World countries have going for them is the authorities look away when people bludgeon perpetrators to death, slowly, in the streets, for crimes like these. I’ve watched countless videos of vigilante justice being administered in these places. It’s gruesome and hard to sit through. But I swear, it’s effective as fuck. It’d work here. It’s better than sending them to jail, soaking up taxpayer’s dollars, and sitting in group therapy listening to stories of how their lives can once again be normal when they get out in 2 fucking months. It’s bullshit. Do our children a favor and kill these pukes on the spot. Support legislators who’ll fight to reform the judicial system where someone who beats the life out of some perv who fucks children gets two months in jail, if there has to be punishment at all.

Eugene Melendres Ramos has been booked for kidnapping, sexual acts with a child, rape, and false imprisonment. They’re holding him on $350,000 bail and I hope a tattoo across his forehead that reads: “I just got arrested for fucking a 2-year-old at the Dollar Store”. His cell mates will love him. That is, IF he has to make it that far.