For Dovie Kerner – Breaking Up Is Herd To Do
Clymer, Pennsylvania If this doesn’t make your “what the fuck” meter tremble and break, there isn’t much hope anything else will. I respect the work that is performed by those working for the Humane Society. I really do. I hate the commercials and programs that show pictures of injured, neglected, and abused pets. I cannot imagine working with those animals on a daily basis – animals that have no voice – animals that cannot say, “no, I don’t want to sex it up with that. Not her. Not again.”
I’m back. I had to take another shower. I tried to wash this shit off myself only to come back, reread the news account, and find even my sick imagination didn’t make this up. Indiana County Humane Society officials launched an investigation after receiving a call from an informant asking if having sex with animals was legal. I mean – did he think it was? Did he honestly think it was okay for “man” and beast to get the freak on? He must have. At least for a while. He not only had knowledge of it, he video taped it on his cell phone. Who knows why he decided to drop the dime on his ex-girlfriend. Maybe he was jealous of the fact he and his dog were no longer exciting for her as she graduated to fucking a horse.
Allow me to back up. I do hope you caught the part about he and his dog.
Yes. Dovie Lee Kerner, a 46-year-old sex goddess, not only got her freak on with a horse, but with the “confidential” informant and his Jack Russel terrier … and a pig. Hold on, he and his dog contracted a sexually transmitted disease from her. You’ve got it folks. This crazy woman was screwing everything with two – four legs with a dirty snatch.
She deserves as much ridicule as humanly possible but I don’t think this guy deserves to get off scott-free. He obviously knew she was letting his dog release his sexual tension, obviously knew about the pig, and for god’s sake, he video taped the sex scene with a horse. I don’t think his name should be confidential. I think it should be plastered right along with hers and he too, should face charges of animal cruelty. After all, he condoned it until they broke up.
Lovey Dovie is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual material and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal.
Wait…dogs can get a STD?
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